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COSTUME REPORT - Queen of Cell Block C
By Brian K. White
Oct 30, 2003, 15:30
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Prison Queen

- Don't it just warm your heart to know that prisoners get not only three square meals a day, cable TV, and fine jobs making license plates, but they also get their own governing body and legalized rape system?

Forget about the old black and white stripes with the ball and chain...that is SO Martha Stewart! Today's prisoners are smarter, hipper and more sexually open-minded than in days gone by.

Man, zipping through that red traffic light was awesome at the time! 101 miles an hour, and fuck if some asshole family in a minivan prosecutes just 'cause
of two dead kids. Shit!

Don't matter...NOW look at you! Wearing some fine state-issue orange just in time for candy-ass day, hangin' in a whole new 'hood, sharin' your crib with a bull-queen lifer...sweeeeeeet!


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