HEY KIDS! Each DC Super-Sniper Kill Kit® comes complete with a Family Circus Kid-Roamin' Map. Draw in your wacky wanderings through the neighborhood...you can even mark where you want to be picked off!
The D.C. snipers are on trial, and John Allen Muhammad decided that defending himself isn't such a swift idea, despite historical data saying that one in every eighteen kajillion legal self-defenders win their cases.
Well, the F.B.I. may have gotten their man and his boy-lover-shooter-whatever-the-hell-he-is, and they're trial makes them hot news again. So, what better time to make tasteless halloween sniper jokes for profit? Just get the new DC Super-Sniper Kill Kit ® and let the laugh-riot begin!
Kids love obstacle courses, and the DC Super-Sniper Kill Kit ® lets them zig-zag aimlessly through the neighborhood like that damn kid from Family Circus. Put them in a Super-Sniper-Victim T-shirt, grab the Super-Sniper Kill Rifle* accessory and climb into the trunk of the Super-Secret Hide-A-Sniper Chevy Caprice. You're ready to scare the crap out of the whole neighborhood!
Make YOUR mark this Halloween with The DC Super-Sniper Kill Kit ®. Damn, just thinking about it makes my head hurt. Where's my gin?
"This is so neat! Now I can be a victim, too!"
*Super-Sniper Night-Vision Scope® sold seperately. Batteries not included. Void where sniping prohibited.
