- A clever yet simple costume that's selling like mad this year. Yes, that's right, the human popsicle. Not raspberry nor chocolate (though in special cases, you might say so...or mebbe Rocky Road), this costume is completed by simply shoving a single pine 2x6 up your wahzoo. Viola! You're a human popsicle!
Just think of all the come-on lines that come to mind!
IMPORTANT SAFETY TIP: Check for splinters...might seem obvious, but you don't wanna find them the hard way.
"Hey, lick it before it melts!"
"Why, yes, there IS a special treat waiting inside!"
"Hey, it's starting to melt, see it dripping all over?"
"Of COURSE I've got a wrapper for it!"
"Well, the way you were going at it, it was bound to get smaller."
"Whaddya mean it hurts your throat? Try again."
Well, you get the idea. Kinda brings a whole new meaning to "fun on a stick", don't it?
