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COSTUME REPORT - Corporate Raiders of the Lost Stock
By Brian K. White
Oct 20, 2003, 15:30
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Raiders of The Lost Stock - Oh, these dastardly powermongers! Imagine the terrifying power of those who single-handedly destroy and devalue billions of dollars of hard-working, honest stockholders and employees.

This is a very popular costume (complete with golden parachute to get you out of trouble and satans own eyes to see potential for evil where it lies), this costume is sure to be the next commonplace devil theme.

The best part is, they're stinking freaking rich!




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