"She got the house, she got the kids, she got the money, she got the pool boy...Jesus, somebody just kill me."
Divorced Man
- He may look out of costume, but this clever little disguise is easily recognizable. He has no ring, he has no smile, and if you look close enough, he has no money. Custody? You gotta be kiddin' me! If you're still not sure, he's the one standing with his bag wide open, blubbering like a baby and asking for "loose change". And it's his third visit of the evening.
