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COSTUME REPORT - Ultra Creepy Ghost
By Brendan Bassham
Oct 24, 2003, 12:00
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You've felt him near you....you've heard him moving about.... you've heard him speak to you....you've turned to see the horrifying spectre....he wants you to join him....FOR LUNCH!!!
Creepy Ghost

- Imagine a ghost that's both visible and tangible.

- Imagine a ghost that anyone can see, that looks just like a normal man.

- Imagine a ghost that looks like a normal man, except that he's wearing a 50/50 cotton-poly plend shirt...and a plastic pocket protector full of pens!!!

We've captured that ghost on film and he's freaking my shit right the fuck out, man. I've got the willy's so bad right now just thinking about how this lifelike ghost could be lurking beside you on any street. In any office. IN YOUR OWN CUBICLE!

Freaky shit man.




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