Pretty much what I think my parents look like when the guy in Puerta Vallarta expects a tip.
Apple co-founder and CEO Steve Jobs announced today the introduction of an Apple product designed to cause the nation's elderly to repeatedly scream 'Hello?' into monitors and later cower in the corners of their homes convinced that they are amidst agents of the devil.
The new I-Faze 7000 has been proven to induce retirement-age test subjects into tapping on their keyboards with hairbrushes and maintaining a confused but respectful distance from it with an efficiency that prior generations of tech producers would never have dreamed possible.
Jobs is proud of the hard work and dedication that his team has put forth in creating this new elderly-baffling technology, but he's aware that not everyone is impressed. "Sure there are naysayers out there who insist that our nation’s seniors are already sufficiently disoriented by the latest high-tech gadgetry." "But," he adds, "I believe the time is now to export our geriatric-confusing technology to the third world."
A tearful Jobs then continued his emotional plea: "It saddens me to think that in out there in Thailand or sub-Sarahan African there are millions of senior citizens who have yet to experience the hair-raising joy of running and screaming from their homes for fear that they will become possessed by the spirit of Sakki, the shiny desktop demon."
"I want to make that glorious dream become a reality." Jobs said.
