Seen here in repose, the four donkeys of the apocalypse, if my understanding of scripture is correct at all, my soon spring into action, destroying the world as we know her.
As the projected date for the Apocalypse draws near, i.e. December 21, 2012 (according to the Mayans), I find myself wondering what people will be talking about as the fires rain down upon them and the four Horsemen deliver God's punishment upon the earth. Here are just a few things you might hear before and during the Apocalypse.
1. Man, I didn’t see that coming.
2. Wow, where’d you learn to ride a horse like that?
3. There goes the wheat crop.
4. I thought that by deciding to become an atheist, I could avoid the horrors of Armageddon. Who knew?
4. President Cheney announced today that China…
5. I never figured God could get this mad.
6. Boy, it is just hotter than hell out here today, ain’t it?
7. Well, doc, the headaches started about the same time I began the teeth gnashing.
8. Met this girl at the bar last night and invited her up for a nightcap. One minute we’re talking about rapture and the next minute she’s gone.
9. Anyone know where I can get tickets to the Christ vs. Anti-Christ fight?
10. So where is this fire pit from hell everyone’s talking about?
11. Does anyone know what seal we’re up to now? Is it six, seven?
12. Sorry to bother you, Mr. Cheney, but would you allow me to study your scalp to determine if you are, in fact, the anti-Christ?
13. Did you say fire in disguise or fire in the skies?
14. So, which side are you on? Evil, Good?
15. She was a semi-successful writer until she decided to write that satirical piece about the end of the world and found out the hard way that God really doesn't have that great a sense of humor.
