Much like the entirety of Canada, please observe that there's nothing here... well, nothing of value anyhow. If you are a citizen of Canada and have interest in AOL services, might we suggest that you defect to the United States. Perhaps escape by hot air balloon under cover of night fall. It's up to you how you get out, but universal healthcare aside, you know it's something you have to do.

Also, consider this your comprehensive guide to other countries, as it contains a list of many, far better countries. At least in terms of American interest in governmental grants and/or invasion importance.