Due to extensive treaties with the lawless nation of Australia, AOL is now open for business with dial up service stretching throughout the entirety of Sydney and several miles beyond! The best part is, we don't even run a credit check subscribers.
Choose from one of our attractive pricing plans:
Sheila's on the Barbie Plan- You're an upscale wierdo on the go, you need all sorts of internet connectivity at blazings speeds up to, and including 28.8kb, and AustrALiOL is here to meet your needs. Enjoy the fastest speeds, the most user configurable options and 23/6 access to your account and all it's most attractive features.
Rapin' a Wallabee Plan- If you're a busy farmer with livestock endeavors (or endeavours) limiting your free time, perhaps you'll consider our less full-featured, more limited, and otherwise "right-sized" plan. On the Rapin' a Wallabee plan, you'll have 60 hours of access per month, with a guaranteed uptime of 60%, and all the same great features you can enjoy with our standard FreEmail plan, plus you'll enjoy tremendous savings.
Continental Lifer Plan- If you're hanging in the outback and only getting on to Match or AOL Dating a couple times a month, the Continental Lifer plan is your aboriginee's meow. Enjoy ten hours of modestly interrupted service per month, with dial up speeds as fast as 9600bod, with a scaled down version of FreEmail, one that only includes about three new messages.
* Firm and definitive pricing is as yet not yet available due to fluctuations in the international market, but please just provide us your credit card and we'll be happy to set you up on a monthly plan at prices to be determined some time in the future, regardless of how you feel about it.
